MOMS DOING MEMES
Created by Kate Rice
THE FLOSS
Camera starts, iPhone POV, it focuses on a Mom in a NowCrowd t-shirt.
MOM
(in cheesy Mom voice)
Hi there, TikTok! I’m Tyler’s Mom.
TYLER
(O.S.) MAHHHHHHHHHMMMMM, STOP!
MOM
So, this great new navigation app, NowCrowd, has made ME a Brand Ambassador! Can you believe it?
TYLER
(O.S.) NOOOOOOO, MAAAAHHHHHMMMM!
MOM
NowCrowd is great for busy Moms like me, it helps me navigate around the crowds in Las Vegas so I can get errands done for that one (gestures off screen) done quickly and efficiently.
Anyhow, NowCrowd challenged me to do some of the most popular TikTok memes. (Holds up NowCrowd branded note card, puts on glasses and reads) Today’s meme is “The Floss.”
(Superimpose a tiny video of someone doing the The Floss in the lower left side of the video.)
MOM
(Turns card around to show viewers.) Well, okay, here we go.
Cut to:
Mom in the bathroom, iPhone in mirror POV, Mom sets phone down so it is pointing up at her face.
MOM
(Pulls out dental floss)
So this is really an internet trend? (Begins flossing teeth.) I can’t believe that people do this at parties and stuff, it just seems really gross. If they’re doing this at parties, I don’t know why Dr. Ignatowicz always tells me Tyler has so much plaque and needs to “do the floss” at every time we go in for a check up…
Cut to:
MOM back in 1st location
MOM
Well, okay TikTok, there you have it: The Floss. My teeth feel great, I can see how this is a popular trend. Dental hygiene is super important. Don’t forget, download and use NowCrowd, today… It’s the only app that can tell you if the Trader Joe’s in Green Valley Plaza is crowded or not. See you next time!
END
THE HOT MARAT
Camera starts, iPhone POV, focuses in on MOM in NowCrowd t-shirt
MOM
Hi TikTok, I’m Tyler’s Mom.
(We see Tyler in a hoodie obscuring his face slouch through the background of the video)
MOM
I’m a Brand Ambassador, can you believe it? NowCrowd, the only app that can tell you when Settebello is safe to social distance at, has hired me to try some of the most popular TikTok memes. Let’s see what they have for me this week.
(Holds up NowCrowd branded note card. She shows the card to the camera.)
MOM
Hmmm… The Hot Marat.
(Superimpose video of someone doing the Fortnight Hot Marat Emote dance correctly in the left hand corner.)
MOM
Well, okay, let’s try this out.
(Mom sets the phone down on the kitchen counter, we see her moving back and forth over the counter with different things: a coffee cup, some chocolate syrup, milk, nutmeg, etc… We hear the sound of an espresso maker in the background.)
MOM
(She picks the phone back up. We see she has a fancy, frothy coffee drink in her hand, she takes a sip)
Wow! I really outdid myself this time, NowCrowd, this Hot Marat is DELICIOUS! I have a real talent for coffee drinks, I should talk to the Manager at the ‘Bux on Stephanie Street to see if I can have a part time job, if this one (gestures to Tyler O.S.) ever is able to go back to school. Please let him go back to school. Mommy is having less coffee and more Mommy juice these days while trying to homeschool her “sweet baby boy.” (Laughs) Okay, TikTok – there you have it, the Hot Marat. I can’t wait to see what NowCrowd has for me next. Bee Tee Dubbs, make sure to download and use NowCrowd ASAP! It’s the only app that can give you the quickest route to Marshall Russo in the Grand Canal Shoppes during rush hour. You know, with all that’s going on right now, Mommy needs to treat herself sometimes. See you next time!
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